Okay, so maybe I'm the only one who finds this odd? Is this something that is normal for men?
As I'm in the hustle and bustle of chasing around my 1 year old to put his diaper on his naked little buns, I happened to notice my husband in our bathroom after his shower, bent over doing something I was not expecting.
It took me a good 30 seconds to realize that he was indeed blow-drying his manhood. I wanted to ask him "what the in the actual..." but I just stood there, staring, and eventually laughing.
When he stood up to notice that there I was, 8 month pregnant belly and all laughing hysterically at his ridiculousness, he gave me a quick smirk and said "What? It helps the chaffing"
((Insert palm to forehead motion here))
I wanted to reply with "well dear, maybe if you didn't wear work pants that were so tight on you, that it looks like your smuggling grapes in your jock, then perhaps this wouldn't be an issue?"
Note to self: Stock up on baby powder...not for the kids..for my husband's chaffed butt-cheeks and manhood.
As I'm in the hustle and bustle of chasing around my 1 year old to put his diaper on his naked little buns, I happened to notice my husband in our bathroom after his shower, bent over doing something I was not expecting.
It took me a good 30 seconds to realize that he was indeed blow-drying his manhood. I wanted to ask him "what the in the actual..." but I just stood there, staring, and eventually laughing.
When he stood up to notice that there I was, 8 month pregnant belly and all laughing hysterically at his ridiculousness, he gave me a quick smirk and said "What? It helps the chaffing"
((Insert palm to forehead motion here))
I wanted to reply with "well dear, maybe if you didn't wear work pants that were so tight on you, that it looks like your smuggling grapes in your jock, then perhaps this wouldn't be an issue?"
Note to self: Stock up on baby powder...not for the kids..for my husband's chaffed butt-cheeks and manhood.